Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Happy Valentine's Day!

I know none of us need an excuse to show our love to our sweethearts and families, but Valentine's Day lets us "officially" show our love in many ways. Everyone loves to receive gifts on Valentine's Day, because it shows the people you love that you remembered them in a special way. Flowers and candy are traditional Valentine's Day gifts, as we all know, but why not select something different this year? The shops of Union Eight are offering a wide selection of Valentine's Day t-shirts, coffee mugs, travel mugs, unique kitchen aprons, and other wonderful gifts for your sweetheart or special Valentine. If you have a new baby who's celebrating his or her first Valentine's Day, the shops of Union Eight can also accomodate you with cute t-shirts and gifts to celebrate your child's first Valentine's Day. No matter how you celebrate Valentine's Day, we hope you will remember
your special Valentines!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hog and kisses!

What would you get it you crossed Odie with the God of love?
A stupid cupid!

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!

What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive who?
Olive you!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."

Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!

What did the pencil say to the paper?
"I dot my i's on you!"

Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Jon: "Really?"
Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!"

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn't suit his taste!

Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?

What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"

Please stop by and visit the following Union Eight shops for all of your Valentine's Day gifts!

Valentine's Day T-shirts and Gifts
Valentine T-shirts And Gifts

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